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Two and a Half Men · Season 4, Episode 16

Alan and Charlie in “Young People Have Phlegm Too”

Alan

What do you want from me? I-- I went out to the club, I went to the after-hours club, I went out to breakfast! I held my date's hair while she vomited pancakes in the parking lot!

Charlie

Well, if you weren't whining about wanting to go home, you'd be having sex with her right now.

Alan

Oh, darn. What man doesn't dream of kissing second-hand pancakes?

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