Charlie, Alan and others in “That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami”

She just moved next door. She's gorgeous, divorced, and loaded!

Mm-hmm... What's wrong with her?

Why does something have to be wrong with her?

Because there's only two reasons you ever set me up with a woman. Either you need somebody to keep the emotionally disturbed or cross-eyed or hermaphroditic best friend busy while you do the pretty girl, or... OK, I guess there's just one reason.

There is nothing wrong with Danielle. Berta, is she or is she not gorgeous?

Hey, I'd do her.