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Two and a Half Men · Season 4, Episode 14

Danielle and Charlie in “That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami”

Danielle

You men are all alike. Isn't there anyone left who just wants to get married and raise a family?

Charlie

Yeah, but they're all gay.

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