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Two and a Half Men · Season 4, Episode 14

Charlie, Alan and others in “That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami”

Charlie

[About Alan's date with Danielle] Okay, on this date don't talk about your stupid hobbies or your depressing problems.

Alan

So what do we talk about?

Charlie

Her stupid hobbies! Her depressing problems! Okay. I'm gonna make up some reason I have can't go and then you can go on a date.

Alan

Charlie, I'm not sure...

Danielle

[Enters] Okay I'm ready to go.

Charlie

Oh darn...

Alan

What do you mean you have to go!... I mean what's wrong?

Charlie

I just remembered I have a lot of work to do at home.

Danielle

Should we reschedule?

Charlie

No, no, no. You guys should go ahead. I'm sure you'll have fun.

Alan

Alright. [Goes off] So Danielle, you have any hobbies or, problems?

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