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Two and a Half Men · Season 4, Episode 13

Berta, Alan and others in “Don't Worry, Speed Racer”

Berta

Well I should go if I don't wanna miss my bus.

Alan

Goodnight Berta.

Jake

Hey Dad, you know what more keeps on her night stand?

Berta

You know what, I'll take a cab.

Alan

What?

Jake

A bottle of whipped cream.

Alan

So?

Jake

So, either whipped cream has something to do with sex or mom hides pie in her dresser too.

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