Berta
Well I should go if I don't wanna miss my bus.
Alan
Goodnight Berta.
Jake
Hey Dad, you know what more keeps on her night stand?
Berta
You know what, I'll take a cab.
Alan
What?
Jake
A bottle of whipped cream.
Alan
So?
Jake
So, either whipped cream has something to do with sex or mom hides pie in her dresser too.
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