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S4 E13

Two and a Half Men · Season 4, Episode 13

Alan, Berta & Charlie and others in “Don't Worry, Speed Racer”

Alan

Come on guys, please give me a hand on this.

Berta & Charlie

Can't help ya.

Alan

Look, Jake, it, it, it-- it's not that you have to be particularly smart to have sex.

Berta and Charlie

Yeah, look at your dad!

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