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Two and a Half Men · Season 4, Episode 13

Charlie in “Don't Worry, Speed Racer”

CharlieCharlie Sheen

Evelyn [to Hiroshi]: Uh, Charlie is my number one son.

Yeah, but she treats me like number two.

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