[Alan is talking to Judith and Herb because Jake can hear them in bed.]
Judith
What did he say to you?
Alan
Well, uh, basically he's worried that when he grows up he won't be smart enough to have sex.
Judith
Why would he think that?
Alan
Because he hears you giving Herb instructions like he's a blind guy in a minefield.
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