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S4 E9

Two and a Half Men · Season 4, Episode 9

Alan, Jake and others in “Corey's Been Dead for an Hour”

[in line at the movie theater]

Alan

So, what do you want?

Jake

Nachos, Red Hots, Milk Duds, popcorn, and a slushy.

Charlie

What are you doing, building an ass bomb?

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