Charlie and Alan in “Corey's Been Dead for an Hour”

I can't believe I missed out on a sure thing 'cause I was sitting on the can listening to you not take a crap!

You're actually blaming me 'cause I had to go to the bathroom.

You didn't have to go to the bathroom! You were just trying to stick me with the check!

Oh, oh, I see, so you know my bowels better than I do!

I will when I pull them out through your nostrils.