Alan and Charlie in “Corey's Been Dead for an Hour”

You don't understand. The money isn't for me.

Really? Who's it for?

Old Alan.

Old Alan?

Yeah, you know, the Alan of the future.

You're kidding, they're still gonna have Alans in the future?

No, see, [sighs] the thing is, [sighs] I've been going through kind of a rough financial time since... well, high school. Anyway, it-- it occurred to me that I could wind up an old man with no one to take care of me. I mean, who will Old Alan be able to count on? Certainly not Jake, 'cause let's face it, his best hope of a steady income is if missing the toilet becomes a professional sport.