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S4 E9

Two and a Half Men · Season 4, Episode 9

Alan and Charlie in “Corey's Been Dead for an Hour”

[in the men's room]

Alan

No matter how you shake and dance, the last few drops fall on your pants.

Charlie

Maybe you shouldn't wear khakis.

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