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Two and a Half Men · Season 4, Episode 5

Alan, Herb and others in “A Live Woman of Proven Fertility”

Alan

Jake can have a little brother-- that would be a blessing for him, would it?

Herb

Oh, I don't know if I want more kids.

Alan

Then wear a condom. Besides, Jake's used to being an only child.

Charlie

If there was a new one, he'd probably eat it by mistake.

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