Charlie and Alan in “A Live Woman of Proven Fertility”

Hey, after the kid goes back to his mother's, you want to go out to grab some dinner?

I can't go out to dinner, Charlie.

"Why not? You got a date?" he said, knowing the answer but asking anyway, just to be polite.

"No, I don't have a date," he replied, all the while thinking, "Bite me, you booze-addled buffoon."