Alan
Why did you run away?
Jake
Because I hate it there.
Alan
Is this about the upcoming nuptials?
Jake
It's nothing to do with puberty, Dad! It's about Mom getting married.
Alan
I-- I thought you liked Dr. Melnick.
Jake
That was when they were just dating. Now he thinks he can tell me what to do. He's not my father.
Alan
You don't do what I tell you to do!
Jake
Yeah, but Mom doesn't care about that.
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