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Two and a Half Men · Season 4, Episode 5

Charlie and Alan in “A Live Woman of Proven Fertility”

[Alan and Charlie find out that Judith is getting remarried]

Charlie

A-five, six, seven, eight...

Alan

[sings and dances] No more alimony! No more alimony! No more alimony! No more alimony!

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