Charlie, Alan and others in “A Live Woman of Proven Fertility”

Until he [Jake] was ten, I had him convinced that swizzle sticks were money!

Hey, hey, uh, uh, speaking of swizzle sticks, ha-- have you considered eloping to Vegas?

Hmmm. No, we haven't--

No, I know what you're thinking, "tacky-tacky," but... uh, it's classy and very romantic.

Yeah, some of the hotel rooms have those big mirrored walls. It's like watching your ass bob up and down in IMAX.