Charlie
I've just been seeing this ballet dancer, and I think she might be the one.
Evelyn [to Alan]: Drunk?
Alan
He says no.
Berta
I think it might be one of those designer drugs. Charlie? [slowly]: What did you take?
Charlie
I'm serious. We've been seeing each other for over a month, and we're waiting to sleep together until our relationship has a solid foundation.
Evelyn
Well, we can rule out ecstasy. That's a powerful aphrodisiac. I've heard.
Jake
Nowadays, we're supposed to say "African-American-disiac".
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