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Two and a Half Men · Season 3, Episode 13

Charlie, Alan and others in “Humiliation is a Visual Medium”

Charlie

I've just been seeing this ballet dancer, and I think she might be the one.

Evelyn [to Alan]: Drunk?

Alan

He says no.

Berta

I think it might be one of those designer drugs. Charlie? [slowly]: What did you take?

Charlie

I'm serious. We've been seeing each other for over a month, and we're waiting to sleep together until our relationship has a solid foundation.

Evelyn

Well, we can rule out ecstasy. That's a powerful aphrodisiac. I've heard.

Jake

Nowadays, we're supposed to say "African-American-disiac".

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