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Two and a Half Men · Season 3, Episode 13

Charlie and Berta in “Humiliation is a Visual Medium”

Charlie

Looks to be a beautiful day. Slightly overcast, but that should burn off in a few hours, leaving us with another sun-dappled afternoon in paradise.

Berta

You still drunk from last night, or did you get a fresh buzz this morning?

Charlie

No, ma'am, I am quite simply high on life.

Berta [to Alan]: Blotto.

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