[after Jake's time with Evelyn]
Charlie
Do you realize that in one night, he did what we couldn't do in a lifetime?
Alan
He broke her.
Charlie
Chewed her up and spit her out.
Alan
It was a beautiful thing.
Charlie
I'm gonna be truthful here, Alan. I always thought your kid was a little bit of a simpleton.
Alan
Me, too.
Charlie
But clearly, he is the chosen one.
Jake
Hey, guys, check it out: [high-pitched voice]: Pull my finger. [lower voice]: OK. [pulls his finger and farts]
Alan
And they shall call him Jake.
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