Evelyn and Charlie in “Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab”

Excuse me, I didn't hear any complaints when I was raising you two.

Really, the teenage drinking and constant running away wasn't a slight tipoff?

Oh, you were just a little drama queen, Charlie. And let's not forget, you always came back.

Kinda hard to get steady work when you're nine.