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S2 E23

Two and a Half Men · Season 2, Episode 23

Jake and Charlie in “Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab”

[Jake finds out he's spending the night with Evelyn]

Jake

Uncle Charlie, can you get me out of this?

Charlie

That depends. Are you willing to live in Mexico for a few years?

Jake

Sí.

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