[Alan and Jake are looking at Harry's dead body during the funeral]
Jake
How did he die?
Alan
He just got old. His heart stopped.
Jake
Oh. His watch is still going.
Alan
Yep.
Jake
Why would he need a watch anyway? It's not like he's gonna be late for anything.
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