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Two and a Half Men · Season 2, Episode 17

Charlie and Alan in “Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!”

Charlie

So you think I have a shot with that doctor or what?

Alan

It's like trying to talk Shakespeare to a Hershey bar.

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