Berta [hands Jake a mop and bucket]: Take these and get started on the kitchen floor.
Jake
Why? I didn't pee in here! OK, once, but it was in the sink.
Berta
The sink? How'd you manage that?
Jake
It's not that hard. You just gotta drink a lot of root beer, lean back, and figure the angle.
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