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S2 E17

Two and a Half Men · Season 2, Episode 17

Charlie, Berta and others in “Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!”

[Charlie is on the floor in intense pain]

Charlie

I need someone who can give me drugs!

Berta

I'm not holding, but I can make a couple of calls.

Alan

Drugs just mask the problem.

Charlie

Fine! Mask it, throw a cape on it and let it fight crime!

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