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S2 E17

Two and a Half Men · Season 2, Episode 17

Charlie and Alan in “Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!”

[Charlie is on all fours on his bed]

Charlie

Alan, you're a chiropractor. Do something!

Alan

Really? You want my help? Even after you referred to my profession as, oh what was it... "urban voodoo"?

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