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S2 E17

Two and a Half Men · Season 2, Episode 17

A scene from “Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!”

Berta [to Jake]: After a day scrubbing toilets, I'm betting you'll be able to pee through a Cheerio at ten paces.

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