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S2 E13

Two and a Half Men · Season 2, Episode 13

Judith and Charlie in “Zejdz z Moich Wlosów a.k.a. Get Off My Hair”

Judith

I'm surprised to see you home on a Saturday night, what with your fun, bachelor lifestyle.

Charlie

Well, I got laid this morning, so I thought I'd kick back tonight.

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