Berta, Jake and others in “Yes, Monsignor”

Not that it's any of my business but what in hell happened in your brother's bathroom?

Dad was wrestling on the floor with a naked lady.

The quiet ones are always the freaks.

Jake, we weren't wrestling, I just reached in to turn off the tap and she was startled. It was an honest mistake and it was completely innocent

But you admit, she was naked.

Yes but as I said, it was an honest mistake. So there's absolutely no need to tell your mother! Understand?

Yeah. I forgot you have to sign my math test.

Ok, D minus! Jake what am I gonna do with you?

Dunno.

Did you show this to your mother?

No.

Why not?

Cause I didn't catch her doing anything.