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S2 E9

Two and a Half Men · Season 2, Episode 9

Charlie and Lisa in “Yes, Monsignor”

Charlie

So, what are you doing for dinner?

Lisa

You're shameless.

Charlie

Thank you.

Lisa

It's not a compliment.

Charlie

Whatever. What are you doing for dinner?

Lisa

Charlie, a lot has changed.

Charlie

I know. I'm older and wiser, and you're hot and on the rebound!

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