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S2 E9

Two and a Half Men · Season 2, Episode 9

Alan and Charlie in “Yes, Monsignor”

Alan

I'm sorry, are we done with what's bothering me?

Charlie

I am.

Alan

It's like talking to a horny chimp.

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