Alan and Charlie in “Yes, Monsignor”

Is there anything in your shower I need to know about?

Come on. That's the most action you've had in months!

I have a loose tooth.

Can't you just be happy for me? The woman I love is back in my life!

That's great. I'm thrilled. I can't eat apples.

I'll bring you back some applesauce from Lisa's. Her kid needs to lay off the fiber, anyway.