We'll be lucky to leave here [Evelyn's house] with all of our limbs and gonads!
What's a gonad?
You are.
So it's bad.
You're not a gonad.
Says the other gonad.
Did you hear? Grandma's sending you to college!
Now? I haven't finished my soup!
Mom, have you thought this through? Look at him! Maybe there should be one child left behind.
She's [Evelyn] buying Lunkhead a car?
And a college education.
Huh. Well, I guess that makes sense if it's a clown college and the car seats twenty.
What if I flunk out? Do I have to give the car back?
No, sweetheart, what makes you think you'll flunk out?
Well, history. Right now there's a 60/60 chance I'm gonna have to repeat the eighth grade.
60/60, huh?
At least. It could be 70/40.
Well, we can rule out the Ivy League.
Is that good?
For the Ivy League.
It became clear to me that I don't like what I'm doing, and now that Mom is taking care of Jake, I can spend my time doing the things that give me joy.
So you're gonna masturbate in a kayak?
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