Two and a Half Men · Season 6, Episode 9
And just so we're clear, my car is cherry, so if you bang it, ding it, dent it, or even change the ass print in the seat, just keep driving 'til you get to Mexico and bury yourself in the desert.
I understand your concern, and trust me, I will be very careful.
You know, you're taking the fun out of this!
What's so interesting over there?
Nothing.
Hey, you know the rule: If there's topless sunbathers, you don't hang out and stare at them. You come get your Uncle Charlie.
[Jerome is looking for his daughter]
Did you try calling your daughter?
She left her cell phone at the house.
Kids, huh? [tries to call Jake on his cell phone] It's ringing.
Yo, bitch, I'm gonna slap you up
Yo, bitch, I'll slap you up
Yo, bitch, I'm gonna slap you up...
Oh, that's unfortunate on so many levels.
Alan [on the phone, wearing a dress]: Yes, yes, my car has been stolen. Yes, just now. If-- if you can hurry, you can... sure, I'll hold.
Why am I not surprised? Did it have to be my red chiffon?
Jerome [sobbing]: And after I blew out my knee, my wife left me.
Oh, man, I'm sorry.
For a placekicker!
Ooh, insult to injury.
A little tiny dude from Serbia. Not a single vowel in his entire name!
Oh, yeah, Grl Zrbnck. That guy could sure split the uprights... in a football manner of speaking.
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