OK, I don't mind the good-natured brotherly punching, but you did not have to twist my nipples.
You're lucky I didn't rip them off and feed them to you.
Charlie, she [Melissa] is the best receptionist I've ever had.
I'm hoping to say the same.
Come on, Charlie, please do not crap where I work.
Hey, you crap where I live!
Alan, you don't have to worry. You're thinking about the old Charlie - The old hump'em and dump'em one track mind Charlie.
Oh, oh right. The old Charlie from way back this morning!
I'm serious. I honestly want to start building a relationship.
Really?
Yeah. Get to know someone. Let her get to know me. Have something in common, before we jump into bed.
Wow, I'm impressed!
That I'm growing up?
No, that you can so easily lie to my face.
My point is that you're gonna leave her [Melissa] with bad memories that can be erased by removing herself from anything that reminds her of you, like me.
Is that what you're worried about, Bunky?
Yes, that's what I'm worried about! What do you think I was worried about? What else would I be worried about?
Well, let's see: your receding hairline, your semi-literate son, your budding man-boobs... but that's just off the top of my head.
Charlie asked me to stay the weekend.
No kidding?
Yeppers. We really made a connection, and it is not just physical. Although the physical part is amazing!
Again, none of my business.
It is like I have known him all my life.
I know the feeling. You'll get over it.
Sure you don't want to come back to my office and hump my fax machine?
Wow. You still have a fax machine?
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