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Two and a Half Men · Season 6, Episode 4

Alan and Charlie in “The Flavin' and the Mavin'”

Alan

OK, I don't mind the good-natured brotherly punching, but you did not have to twist my nipples.

Charlie

You're lucky I didn't rip them off and feed them to you.

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