Charlie and Alan in “The Flavin' and the Mavin'”

Alan, you don't have to worry. You're thinking about the old Charlie - The old hump'em and dump'em one track mind Charlie.

Oh, oh right. The old Charlie from way back this morning!

I'm serious. I honestly want to start building a relationship.

Really?

Yeah. Get to know someone. Let her get to know me. Have something in common, before we jump into bed.

Wow, I'm impressed!

That I'm growing up?

No, that you can so easily lie to my face.