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S6 E4

Two and a Half Men · Season 6, Episode 4

Alan and Charlie in “The Flavin' and the Mavin'”

Alan

Charlie, she [Melissa] is the best receptionist I've ever had.

Charlie

I'm hoping to say the same.

Alan

Come on, Charlie, please do not crap where I work.

Charlie

Hey, you crap where I live!

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