Alan and Charlie in “The Flavin' and the Mavin'”

My point is that you're gonna leave her [Melissa] with bad memories that can be erased by removing herself from anything that reminds her of you, like me.

Is that what you're worried about, Bunky?

Yes, that's what I'm worried about! What do you think I was worried about? What else would I be worried about?

Well, let's see: your receding hairline, your semi-literate son, your budding man-boobs... but that's just off the top of my head.