You think I joined a support group to pick up women?
No, I think you joined a support 'cause you're a whiny little wuss. But as long as you're there, you might as well nail a few.
Berta, how long have you been working for me?
Define "working".
Your mom will be here any minute! I-- I thought I told you to get ready!
I'm ready.
Did you do your homework?
No.
Alan [scoffs]: Jake, I promised your mother you'd have it done!
Well, next time you'll know better!
I'm proud of you, Zippy. The world is a much happier place once you figure out whether you're the pin or the cushion.
GGreg
Alan, you're not gay.
Are you sure?
GGreg
Do you find me sexually attractive?
No.
GGreg
Do you find any man sexually attractive?
No. Uh, well, oh, maybe George Clooney.
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