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S4 E21

Two and a Half Men · Season 4, Episode 21

Berta in “Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous”

BertaConchata Ferrell

I'm proud of you, Zippy. The world is a much happier place once you figure out whether you're the pin or the cushion.

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