Alan
Your mom will be here any minute! I-- I thought I told you to get ready!
Jake
I'm ready.
Alan
Did you do your homework?
Jake
No.
Alan [scoffs]: Jake, I promised your mother you'd have it done!
Jake
Well, next time you'll know better!
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