Two and a Half Men · Season 2, Episode 14
[Alan is helping Jake study for his history test. Charlie is drunk.]
Lewis and Clark explored what?
[buzzes in] Louisiana Purchase.
Right.
I knew that.
Yeah, but, uh, Uncle Charlie buzzed first.
And I'm still buzzed.
OK, give me another question.
All right. Um, "Seward's Folly" is another name for...? [Jake and Charlie buzz in at the same time] Jake?
Alaska.
Ah, very good!
Ugh, I was gonna say Mrs. Seward.
Charlie [looking at Jake's test]: Wow, Texas used to be a separate country. Why'd we change that?
[About his history test and how he got an A] Wendy Cho got an A+.
You see Alan, Wendy Cho got an A+.
Wendy Cho is a freak of nature! She cloned a goldfish for the science fair! You can't compare Jake to her!
Well, who should we compare him to? The paste eaters and unibrows?
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