Jake
[About his history test and how he got an A] Wendy Cho got an A+.
Evelyn
You see Alan, Wendy Cho got an A+.
Alan
Wendy Cho is a freak of nature! She cloned a goldfish for the science fair! You can't compare Jake to her!
Evelyn
Well, who should we compare him to? The paste eaters and unibrows?
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