Well, gadzooks. Zippy's getting his freak on.
Yeah, it seems we're living in an age of miracles.
I guess if they can put a man on the moon, they can put a woman on your brother.
OK, uh, just make sure Jake goes to bed early. He's got karate in the morning.
Which, of course, you'll be back for.
Charlie, trust me.
You, I trust. It's him [points toward Alan's penis] I'm worried about.
Listen, if I had gotten married after every weekend of hot, sweaty debauchery with a virtual stranger, you'd have, well, many more stepfathers than you already have.
She knows what she's talking about, Alan. Mom's been on more hotel pillows than a chocolate mint.
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