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Two and a Half Men · Season 2, Episode 8

Alan and Charlie in “Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers”

Alan

OK, uh, just make sure Jake goes to bed early. He's got karate in the morning.

Charlie

Which, of course, you'll be back for.

Alan

Charlie, trust me.

Charlie

You, I trust. It's him [points toward Alan's penis] I'm worried about.

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