Alan
OK, uh, just make sure Jake goes to bed early. He's got karate in the morning.
Charlie
Which, of course, you'll be back for.
Alan
Charlie, trust me.
Charlie
You, I trust. It's him [points toward Alan's penis] I'm worried about.
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