TV show quotes
So it turns out you were seen!
Impossible! I made sure!
Don't argue with me, You were SEEN! Now the Duchess knows what you did and we don't get the contract! What kind of idiots do I have working for me?
Really devious-
Shut it, Zip!
Uh, sorry about that, sir.
Er, Yeah, Sorry, Captain Zero.
Sorry.
Sorry?! Sorry? I DON't WANT TO HEAR! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT! ALL OF YOU!!!
A few days ago, we salvaged the tugboat, Sunshine, and he was taken to Lucky's Yard, and I'm glad to tell you that little damage was done. As for the Star Fleet, we've learned a valuable lesson here.
Yes, indeed we have...
A lesson about trust and friendship. I think we have Ten Cents to thank for that. And for the rest of us; about jumping to conclusions before knowing the truth. Now, I know you're all proud of being Star tugs, but the most important thing in my fleet, after hard work, is that my tugs always be true, honest and forgiving.
Aye, aye!/Hear, hear!/Yes, sir!
Now, If you'll look to port... I would like you to welcome our new recruit!
Oh, here he is!
Sunshine, I am proud to have you on my fleet! [narrating (TV version only)] That was the moment I first knew, we had a Great team of Star Tugs.
Yeah, Welcome aboard. You look great, Sunshine!
Thanks, kidda! Bonny new colours, eh?
Here, Warrior! What a promotion! Great to see you off garbage detail!
Thanks! Big Mac and me'll make a great team. We'll shift this lot quicker than the Z-Stacks.
Oh, I don't doubt it, Warrior. But no accidents, eh? Give Big Mac a break.
Me? I won't have no accidents, promise! [sets off with barge]
Right, well, good luck then, Warrior! And remember, be careful!
[stops] What? [is hit by his own barge] Whoops! Course I'm careful!
I hope that isn't a bad start to the day for ya!
I'll do me best, guv'nor!
Hey, there's Izzy! What a bonus if I could tow him as well… Ahoy, Izzy Gomez, wake up!
Sí, er, what time is eet? Oh, Warrior, it's you.
Want a tow? Give you a good price.
¡Ay, ay, ay! You wake me up to tell me funny jokes, eh?
It's no joke. I'll give you a special rate. Say; One Hundred?
Not even for Ten, gringo. Now you wake me so early, I have all thees daylight and the sea, she' very calm.
Wha? You wouldn't go in on your own?
Maybe I do, maybe I don't…
You are crazy, Izzy. Risking going in on your own for measly hundred.
(Moans to himself) Umph!
Anyway, it's against the law!
[as he leaves, the tow line slips loose and this barge hits and scrapes Izzy]
¡Ay, ay, ay!
[the slipping line tightens again]
I think she is less risk than you tow me, eh, Warrior? Hehehe!
Oh Dear, Hey er, Stop Dredging! Er, I say Warrior…
Oh, ha. Morning Fellas, And Pearl. it looks like it's gonna be a Great Day.
Oi, LOOK OUT! [as Warrior stops suddenly, his barge bumps him, again.] Oh, hey, Whoops. What're Ya towin'?
Oh, you noticed. No more garbage for me, at least for now. Captain Star's put me on the rock contract for the new dock foundations. Just what was to be expected, really, being such a powerful tug and all. Well, gotta go now. Bye!
Congratulations, Warrior! [Warrior's barge bumps Little Ditcher spinning him around]
Oh! Dear!
Dear me… Hey, Little Ditcher, are- Are you all right, eh?
Bit diz-zy!
Hey, you gotta laugh though, eh? Look, Pearl! He's gonna become the first floating Merry-go-round!
[sarcastically] Oh, aye, thanks a lot, Warrior(!)
Can't stop. BYE!
[Izzy is asleep until Big Mac past him on his way to the Quarry]
Well, if it isn't my old amigo, Izzy. Want a tow?
Eh, you Stars never let anyone siesta in peace. I already tell Warrior, I no need no tow!
Don't blow your stack! I only asked. You already promised a tow to another tug?
Uh uh… See listen, I… I don't need you tugs fussing around me all the time. Okay?!
Sorry I asked… Go back to sleep, Izzy.
(so Izzy goes back to sleep until the Z-Stacks pass by)
You want to tow me as well, huh, Z-Stacks?
Get lost, Izzy!
Eh, Gringo, been out in the sun to long… Eh, gringos, who needs them? I think I try to sail into port without a tow.
Keep going! I can carry more than that!
When you’re loaded up, say "when".
[Zorran, Zebedee and Zak arrive at the Quarry.]
You’re taking on a lot there, Big Mac. Eh, heh!
Nothing to do with you with how much I carry.
Eh heh. Just commenting, that’s all. Weren’t we, lads?
All, right. Up to him if he thinks he can tow that much.
Three Zero harbour tugs just to pull 'two' barges?! Warrior and I have got you licked! Two of us can pull that much!
Quality and quantity. We’ll see by the end of the day, we’ll see. (To Zebedee and Zak) Heh, er, watch this, fellas… (To Big Mac) Uh, I see Warrior’s up to no good again, this morning. He’s a menace to every ship in the harbour!
[narrating] The trick was typically Zorran. Keep making insulting remarks about Warrior to get Big Mac angry, so as to forget his barge was still loading and settling dangerously low in the water.
Yeah, I mean; Why doesn’t Captain Star sell Warrior off? He’s worse than useless!
What? Useless?! He’s one of the best workers in the port! Just you remember that, Zorran!
[surfaces next to Big Mac.] Hey, Big Mac, watch it!
Oh, hello, Grampus. Why? What’s up?
Your barge is getting low in the water!
Huh?! Oh no! My barge! Wait! Stop loading!!! You’ll have to take some rocks back! My barge is overloaded!
Overloaded? I thought you were as strong as all of us put together.
Didn’t say I couldn’t handle it!
Eh ha ha! Off you go then. Let us "weaklings" watch in amazement.
(Angrily) Well, uh. Right. [Slowly sets off…] Stay clear, Grampus!
Yeah, Watch he don’t crush you, Grampus!
Hey, we may laugh, but with loads like that, we’ll never beat them.
Don’t be so stupid. He can’t travel very fast with his barge so low in the water. Any wake will wash over it and sink it! Won’t it?
Hey, er… That is devious!
¡Viva, viva, viva! You guys is always trying to tell me I need a tow! Move out of my way please!
[feeling guilty about what happened earlier] Shouldn’t have let Zorran trick me into taking such a heavy load, Grampus.
You’re doing alright. Just keep it nice and steady.
Good thing the harbour's so flat, today. Any waves and this barge would be awash and sink for sure.
Yes, you're lucky… Oh no!
[Warrior rushes towards them at a fast pace.]
Warrior, SLOW DOWN!
Dive, DIVE!
Hey Big Mac. We'll beat those Z-Stacks. I'll have another load in no time!
Warrior, watch out! Your wake'll sink my barge!
(it's too late as Big Mac's overloaded barge and all the rocks sink)
Warrior! WARRIOR!
What's happened?
I told you to slow down! Yer' wash sank my barge!
But I… Big Mac… Sorry!
You'll have to get a crane. I'll back up to mark the spot where the barge sank.
Come on, Zip! Zug, help me out!
I'll have to go ask Captain Zero. It's your salvage.
Never mind salvage! Tugs should help each other!
I'll get help! I'll get Big Mac!
Ten Cents, you alright? Why aren't those two idiots helping you?
Zip and Zug? They're waiting for me to become a pile of junk!
Oh no no! No! No!
Yes, well I'll report them for this!
What for? Ten Cents said it was his salvage. He did. Didn't he, Zip?
Well, yes. Yes!
Yeah well you said that. not me!
[Propping Gomez up using Lord stinker] I can't get under there, Ten Cents. I'm too tall! But Lord Stinker can help.
[Taking one whiff at the Garbage barge] Phwoar! What a stink, I'd rather sink!
[Suddenly, a rope holding him weakens, and he slides a little way.]
[Quickly changing his mind] Ay yi yi!
I'm not gonna' mess this up!
[arrives to help] Need a hand here, fellas? Ah, Warrior looks like he's got it under control.
Oh, couldn't have lasted this long without him!
Mighty Mo, Scuttlebutt, take the strain on these ropes.
Aye aye, Guv'nor.
Got 'em, Warrior!
Push!
[narrating] The hulk of Izzy Gomez (full of bananas) was at last forced back off the rocks by the three Star tugs.
You've done it!
I reckon this makes up for sinking my barge, Warrior.
I reckon it makes up for everything.
What's up here? Another of Warrior's disasters, eh?
Now look here you guys, it was..!
Ignore them Warrior, we all know it wasn't you're fault. It's you zeroes that are the disasters.
What?!
Zip and Zug have lost you your chance of the rock contract. Their behaviour has been despicable.
(as he explains what Zip and Zug have done, the two switchers try to find their words, but they can't)
I couldn't have put it better myself.
As for you, Izzy; I'll report this. Coming in without a tow means a hefty fine!
(the stars all laugh at Izzy predicament)
[After a sleeping Warrior bumps into him] Ow!
[wakes up] You stupid, old, rust tub! Why don't you look where you're going?
[chuckling] What do you mean, where am I going? I've been anchored off here for 2 years!
Oh. Well--er--yes. Sorry. It's been a long day. Must've dozed off.
[chuckles] Oh, clumsy old tug, that Warrior! But it wouldn't half be boring without him! [starts chuckling again]
[narrating] Warrior might have bumped into things, but I couldn't have done without him. He was a valuable member of my star tug team. (short chuckle) A striker, you might call him!
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