Coast Guard quotes from Tugs

Captain Star

[narrating] Johnny Cuba had dropped anchor, waiting 'til he wasn't seen.

Nobody in sight. That's what I like. Time to slip in closer to port and, er…. heh, heh, meet my Business Pals…

Captain Star

[narrating] But Johnny Cuba's idea of a business pal was, like himself, a Gangster.

Ahoy there! Hove to! Customs inspection! You are within port limits! I'm coming aboard! Hey! Watch out! What're you doing?! Careful! Car- Ow! [roughly pushed onto nearby rocks] Aargh!

Ha Ha, Sorry, mate! The wind must've blown me off course! [cackling]

Never thought I'd be glad to see you Zebedee!

What?! Oh dear, how'd a coast guard get in this mess?

Johnny Cuba pushed me into the rocks. My engine's dead, I need a tow.

Johnny who?!?

Don't play dumb with me, I hear Zero & Johnny are good buddies.

Oh, well, not any-more. Our capt-

Aha?! So you do know him!

Oh, good. Here comes the Coast Guard.

If you're waiting for clearance on the schooners, forget it. They're quarantined!

Oh no…

What?!

Suspected microbonic plague aboard. Sorry, fellas.

Captain Star will be pleased, I don't think.

O.J

To think how I flogged my engine to get here fast.

And all for no purpose, it turns out.

Well, I think I'll go take a look-see anyway.

You're not going back then?

Err, Zug maybe. I'll mosey around here, see if there's a breeze out in the estuary.

Don't you need me, Zorran?

Push off, Zug!

Oh… Okay, Zorran.

He's up to something. I'd like to know what. You know, I never trusted that Zorran.

O.J

Ah, Zorran will know about it for sure.

He wouldn't try and take it off him, would he?

Well, of course the villain would. Who'd see him do it out there?

O.J

Right then! Ten Cents, you and I'll go see fair play.

Aye-aye, sir!

Oh dear, I don't know…. I do believe they see themselves as Sir Francis Drake.

(Toots) Hey! Hey! Nantucket, I left you with your Quarantine flags up! Where are they, eh? Eh? You're breaking the law, you're under arrest. Get those flags up again and fast!

What's this? I didn't know he was quarantined, officer! No flags were flying at all, as you just saw!

Well that's your bad luck, Zorran. Whether you knew or not makes no difference. You're infected!

But I'm innocent! I'm completely innocent, I-

Get quarantine flags up, right now, Zorran!

You're a real villain, Dirtbucket, know that?

I wanted to get into port, didn't I?!

Yeah, and now I might get microbonic plague.

Mr. Burke, I think there might be some spots on Zorran…

I think you're right, Mr. Blair. We'll come back and check for rust later… [The Scrap Dealers Both laugh Maliciously!]

Captain Star

[narrating] Ten Cents would have been in quarantine if it haven't been for O.J. and O.J. would have been scrapped if it haven't been for Ten Cents. As for Zorran (short chuckle), he saw out his full term.

Come on, Zip! Zug, help me out!

I'll have to go ask Captain Zero. It's your salvage.

Never mind salvage! Tugs should help each other!

I'll get help! I'll get Big Mac!

Ten Cents, you alright? Why aren't those two idiots helping you?

Zip and Zug? They're waiting for me to become a pile of junk!

Oh no no! No! No!

Yes, well I'll report them for this!

What for? Ten Cents said it was his salvage. He did. Didn't he, Zip?

Well, yes. Yes!

Yeah well you said that. not me!

[Propping Gomez up using Lord stinker] I can't get under there, Ten Cents. I'm too tall! But Lord Stinker can help.

I'm not gonna' mess this up!

[arrives to help] Need a hand here, fellas? Ah, Warrior looks like he's got it under control.

Oh, couldn't have lasted this long without him!

Mighty Mo, Scuttlebutt, take the strain on these ropes.

Aye aye, Guv'nor.

Got 'em, Warrior!

Push!

Captain Star

[narrating] The hulk of Izzy Gomez (full of bananas) was at last forced back off the rocks by the three Star tugs.

You've done it!

I reckon this makes up for sinking my barge, Warrior.

I reckon it makes up for everything.

What's up here? Another of Warrior's disasters, eh?

Now look here you guys, it was..!

Ignore them Warrior, we all know it wasn't you're fault. It's you zeroes that are the disasters.

What?!

Zip and Zug have lost you your chance of the rock contract. Their behaviour has been despicable.

I couldn't have put it better myself.

As for you, Izzy; I'll report this. Coming in without a tow means a hefty fine!