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Captain Star quotes from Tugs

Played by Patrick Allen · 56 quotes · page 1 of 4

Captain Star

Played by Patrick Allen

Tugs · 133 quotes

Most-quoted character in Tugs: in 56 of its 133 quotes
Most scenes with: Ten Cents (23), Sunshine (18), O.J (14)

Lines by Captain Star 7

Captain Star

[narrating] Bigg City Port, never ceased working: Operations carried out throughout the night were continued in the early mornings. Goods stacked high along the Docksides were brought into port; by Road, and by Rail. The Lorries and Wagons were then reloaded with cargo from incoming Tramp-steamers, Ferries and Liners, for delivery to Inland cities and towns. Everyone and every method of Transport played a part in moving goods into and out of the Port. The work of our Tugs was an important link in the chain; it was non-stop and round the clock. The lifeblood of the whole operation was Coal; without this dirty stuff, Industry would've ground to a halt! On this very busy day; Big Mac arrived at the Briefing, having worked all night.

Captain Star

[narrating] Next day, work started on the bridge. There was no serious damage to the Goods engine, and its wagons were easily recovered from the canal. The Steel company weren't pleased with the damage the Z stacks had done to their Steel rig… However, it came out alright in the end. The Steel company got the contract for repairing the bridge and, ha ha, I had no difficulty in convincing them, that my Star tugs should get the contract for delivering the steel.

Captain Star

[Outro, VHS version] The accident was caused by a few hasty words and bad temper. Orders may be orders but they don't supersede common sense. Bluenose was right in his way, as were Ten Cents and O.J. right in theirs, but common sense from all three would have prevented the fire starting. Always respect fire. If you don't, it will destroy you, your surroundings and your friends.

Captain Star

[Outro, TV version] That all happened because of a few hasty words and bad tempers. Orders may be orders, but they blinded Bluenose from using simple common sense, and from keeping level-headed. So, a tiny incident grew into a big disaster, and the old dock was left in ruins. We should have the greatest respect for fire. Just think what might have happened to Ten Cents and his friends, just because Bluenose didn't.

Captain Star

[narrating] It was the year of the big heatwave. Old sailors like me'll never forget it. Many incoming ships had sickness aboard and flew the yellow flag to show they needed medical examination for possible infectious disease. Now if this proved correct, they had to stay at anchor out of port and fly the chequered flag showing they were in quarantine for 40 days, and warning all shipping to stay clear. By 6:30 this morning it was already feeling hot, and tempers were getting short.

Captain Star

[narrating] The Bigg City Port was in the grips of winter. It had come earlier than expected, and with it came the fog. None of us like fog, but in those days, it was worse: Tugs had no radio and no radar. Long periods of fog had a way of conjuring up old sea stories and superstitions among the boats of the harbour. I remember Big Mac returned quite late. He'd been working all day with Scuttlebutt Pete who'd been telling him old sea stories, of strange things that happened when fog was around. As he passed derelict buildings, they seemed to take on ghostly shapes. They groaned and creaked as if they were alive. As Big Mac got close to an old warehouse, he heard a whisper which grew louder….

Captain Star

[narrating] The 1920's. Bigg City Port was the biggest harbour in the world. It was a time of change and great opportunity. Nobody knew it better than the hardworking tugs, whose strength and big hearts made them popular with everybody from Tramp Steamers to Ocean Liners. Important jobs in the port often kept them working night and day. My tugs, the Star Fleet were no exception. I had three Harbour tugs: O.J., a paddle-steamer. Warrior and Big Mac. A Railway tug; Top Hat. One little Switcher; Ten Cents. And Hercules; my Oceangoing tug. They were a good crew, striving to be the best in the port. Not always succeeding, but proud of their work. I remember the day we got our first big break. It started like most, at dawn.

Scenes with Captain Star 49

Captain Star

[narrating] One night out at sea, Ten Cents and Sunshine spotted a tug they'd never seen before. His name was Boomer. He was just drifting. Realising he could be in trouble, they approached him cautiously. His engine was stopped, maybe even broken down. A towline drooped in the water and his rigging was scrappy. No flag flapped in the breeze. It seemed… no one owned him.

Keep away. Just leave me alone. Please!

Look, we can't. You're drifting in busy sea lanes. That's dangerous.

Even better.

Yep, we'll have to take you in.

Just leave me be, I don't want any help.

Why? Why not?

Because, well- Because I'm a jinx. I'm bad luck, nobody wants a jinx.

Oh, Rubbish! There's no such thing as a jinx.

Oh, isn't there? You'll soon find out! Stand off me!

Look, jinx or not, we have to take you in. Shipping lanes have to be kept clear!

Aye, Captain Star'll do something.

No, he won't. Nobody can. Jinxes just happen. I just shouldn't have been a tug…

Er… Have you always been like this?

My name used to be Captain Harry. It was good then in those days. Then I was sold. They painted out my name and called me "Boomer". Ever since then; nothing but trouble.

Captain Star

Who's he, Ten Cents?

Oh, it's Boomer. We found him drifting out in the Estuary.

Captain Star

Oh, what's up?

Well, He says, er- He says his engine's not working.

(to Boomer) You'll be all right now, son….

Captain Star

I see. Sunshine, go pick up the coal barge and we'll try starting him up.

Yes…(whistles) sir.

Captain Star

[narrating] That was enough for Captain Zero. He got rid of the unhappy Boomer. Well, I took him back intending to use him for simple jobs where Nothing could go wrong.

See you, Boomer! If you need any help sinking, let me know…

Captain Star

Right, switchers, you can show Boomer where the Schooner is. We have a contract to tow her out to sea. I reckon Boomer can do that, seeing there's no engines to break down, to catch fire, no crane hawsers to snap, no ammunition to explode or buoys to sink. Just plain sail. And if Boomer breaks down, then the sail can more likely pull him!

Very droll, sir, very droll.

Look, come on, before he changes his mind.

Okay, but DON'T toot!

Boomer, what's happened?

Lightning, that's what happened. But that fire object didn't believe me. He thought I was going too fast and a spark flew out of my stack, but it's not true. (scoffs) Anyway, I can't be bothered to argue anymore.

You must have done something….

I did nothing!

Lightning? Well, it's possible, I suppose. But on such a nice day as this?

Anything's possible with Boomer, he really is jinxed.

Captain Star

[narrating] After the schooner incident, I decided there was only one thing for it: I had Sunshine take Boomer to Lucky's Yard with strict instructions that he was never to be used as a tug, ever again, no matter what!

Top of the morning, Ten Cents! Morning, Sunshine!

Is that really you, Boomer?

Indeed it is!

Well… A houseboat…. Don't you feel…sort of silly?

Not one bit! Not at all! It's what I always wanted to be! Now, hurry up you two, I want to get upriver to my new mooring.

Captain Star

[narrating] When they found it, it was a tree-lined bank, and it was clearly marked; Dun Tugging.

My, my, home sweet home at last!

Oh, you'll like it, here. Lots of nice trees to keep you cool in the summer.

It's all I ever wanted, thank you both. I'm sorry if I got you into trouble.

Ah, that's alright. Well, let's hope the jinx left ya'.

It's what it did to others that worried me the most.

Well, time to go. We'll come to visit you some time, huh?

Thanks. Thanks both of you. Thanks for everything.

Oh, you shouldn't have done that!

Oh, I'm sorry…!

Oh no!

Oh no!

THE JINX!

No, it's gone. It's over, that proves it. If I were still jinxed; the tree would have crashed down on me. Or one of you two, more likely!

Yeah. Yeah, you're right!

Yeah, great. Er, See you soon!

Bye. Bye! Look after yourselves.

Aye, ta-ta Boomer

Yeah, see ya' later, Boomer.

Take care.

Captain Star

[narrating] For Ten Cents and Sunshine, it was back to work as usual. But for Boomer? Well, he'd found his ideal place in the world. (chuckles) And he was very happy there, because the jinx… had gone!

Captain Star

[narrating] I remember a time, we'd all had a long hard day, but there was still one more job to do, and as Ten Cents was the first tug home, he got it. Engineering parts were needed to go to Scuttlebutt Pete the dredger, so they could start work first thing in the morning. I knew Ten Cents wasn't too happy, not because it was late; but because the Z-Stacks were on the same job.

Hey up, Zip! Look what the wind's blown in! Goody Two-Screws!

Ahoy, Zug! 'ere where do you want this barge from the engineers?

Too late for today, mate!

Too late? You don't need this till morning!

We might have!

No point now! It'll be dark soon!

Don't bug me, I've had a busy day. Now where'd you want it?

Real Eager Beaver Zip! Isn't he?

Well, got a reputation to live up-to, Zug. One of the best Tugs in the Harbour…

Yawn yawn! All work and no play makes Ten Cents a Dull tug!

Look, D'ya want this or do I take it back?!

Moor it by the Old Quay. If you're not too worn out?! (Both Z Switchers laugh loudly)

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